Young Master in Flower City

Chapter 1122 1123: The Two Jokers

Long Haochen glanced at Xiao Jiu and said, "Look at my face, do you think you have to hold a grudge or hate me so much to beat me up like this? Now this beautiful teacher of ours is no longer that, she's more like a tigress entering menopause!"

For the past half year, Long Haochen has had a tough time. Just because he didn't find Xiao Tianyu on his outing last time, Liu Yan's ruler rained down on him, leaving his face still swollen to this day.

Then, Long Haochen continued, "Xiao Jiu, I'm baffled. You're already a Martial Immortal at the Ninth Layer, way beyond our beautiful teacher's cultivation level. Why would you let her hit you? Do you not know how to retaliate?"

"Fight back?" Xiao Jiu glanced at Long Haochen, who nodded earnestly: "Yes!"

"Fight back, my ass!" Xiao Jiu snorted coldly, "You know the relationship between the beautiful teacher and the boss. Are you trying to push me into a pit of fire? What if one day Teacher Liu Yan becomes my sister-in-law? How am I supposed to live?"

"Ah!" Long Haochen's mouth dropped, wide enough to fit an egg, before he finally said, "Become our sister-in-law? That's never going to happen, no way that tigress could become our sister-in-law. I'd be the first to oppose it!"

Oh my god, if she really becomes our sister-in-law, will we ever have good days again?

"What the hell do you mean no..." Before Xiao Jiu could finish, BAM~ the door to the dorm suddenly swung open from the outside, and an icy voice rang out: "Who said I'm a tigress!"

Clatter~

Clatter~

The moment these words were spoken, Xiao Jiu and Long Haochen both fell off their stools, faces full of panic. How could it be this coincidental!

They only saw Liu Yan standing at the door, her eyes capable of freezing the world.

What's going on?

When did Teacher Liu Yan arrive?

And how did you come in without making a sound?

It's over.

Soon, Xiao Jiu's face went pale, oh my god, this time, am I just going to be hung up and beaten?

"Tell me, who just said that?" Liu Yan stood at the door, glaring at Xiao Jiu and Long Haochen, and they immediately felt like they had fallen into an ice cellar. In an instant, Xiao Jiu stood up and said, "Teacher, it was this guy who said it. Not only that, he also said that you came into menopause early, so I refuted him. I said Teacher Liu Yan is gentle and beautiful, naturally gorgeous, and if our boss marries you, that would be a blessing cultivated over eight lifetimes. Beautiful teacher, guess what this bastard said?"

"What did he say?" Liu Yan's expression was cold.

Long Haochen's face froze over, looking miserably at Xiao Jiu. This bastard set me up so badly. I'll never let you off, not even as a ghost.

And Xiao Jiu continued, "He said, with how awful Teacher Liu Yan is, how could she match our boss? She should sit behind the door and take a good look at herself. I just couldn't take it and told him to shut up, but the more I said that, the more he blabbered... I swear, he's just asking for a beating. Beautiful teacher, don't hold back, hit him hard, let him know that some people alive waste resources, dead waste land..."

"..." Long Haochen was speechless and thought to himself, did I ever say those things? Why do they sound so different coming from this guy's mouth?

"Teacher, I... I didn't say those things. I only said you're a tigress. The rest is just this bastard's nonsense..."

"Long Haochen, that's not right. A real man should own up to what he says. Why are you not admitting it? I used to admire you, but now I see you're just a coward!"

Thud~

Xiao Jiu spat blood, nearly fainting from it. Damn, did you have to sell me out that badly? Hmph~ From now on, we're done.

Smack~

At that moment, Liu Yan casually picked up a willow branch and smacked it on Xiao Jiu's face, knocking him to the ground, a blood mark on his face, making him question his life choices: Why am I the one getting hit? That guy's the real culprit!

So, Xiao Jiu said, "Beautiful teacher, you hit the wrong person!"

"You're no good either!"

"Why!"

"Do you think someone who sells out a brother is a good person?"

"..." Xiao Jiu decided to keep quiet, thinking, why has the teacher gotten so insightful? Also, I... I did this all for your good.

"Yeah, beautiful teacher, this guy switches sides like the wind, sells out brothers, should just castrate him on the spot!"

Whoa, is that necessary?

Xiao Jiu scrambled up from the ground, holding his crotch, how big is the grudge or hatred?

"You're no good either!" Liu Yan's cold eyes glanced at Long Haochen, making his legs shake.

Liu Yan continued, "Talking badly about me behind my back, feeling satisfied?"

"Beautiful teacher, I... I didn't say that much, it's all this bastard's fabrication. You need to discern right from wrong, don't be swayed by despicable people!" Long Haochen was miserable, especially after seeing the blood on Xiao Jiu's face, shivering with fear.

"Is me being a tigress also his nonsense?" Liu Yan's voice was chilly.

Clatter~

Long Haochen fell to the ground again with a thud, thinking, why is this so coincidental? Why did she just happen to hear that one sentence? How unlucky am I?

Then, he continued, "Beautiful teacher, I know you... you have a special feeling for the boss!"

"Who has a special feeling for him? Don't talk nonsense!" Liu Yan's face flushed red.

Long Haochen continued, "It's written all over your face. Frankly, let me tell you, our boss doesn't deserve you. Really... I heard from Xiao Jiu that our boss already has a wife on Earth, and here, he's still entangled with the Saintess Ye Qingcheng. Think about it, is a man who plays the field a good man? He might even have mistresses elsewhere, or rather, a fifth or eighth mistress!"

This bastard dares talk trash about the boss behind his back, just wait till the boss gets back, I'm going to expose you!" Xiao Jiu glanced at the back of Long Haochen, thinking.

But the next second: "Slap..." A crisp sound echoed, and Long Haochen stumbled, knocked completely off balance by an invisible slap.

"What the heck, where did that slap come from? Is there someone who can use the Invisibility Technique nearby?" Long Haochen looked around, baffled, but besides Xiao Jiu, there was nothing else.

Xiao Jiu just shrugged with an expression of it-has-nothing-to-do-with-me.

Then, Long Haochen scrambled up from the ground, put his hands on his hips, and shouted, "Which bastard hit me? Stand up and face me if you dare!"

Does the tiger have to roar for people to stop thinking I'm a sick cat?

"Is spreading rumors behind someone's back so great?" A cold voice came from outside the door, and without turning to look, Long Haochen said, "I'm spreading rumors, so what... Holy crap, boss..."