[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Chapter 173 Journey to the West Part 36

After bidding farewell to the king of inspiration and leaving the Tongtian River, Tang Seng and others continued westward.

Passing through many high mountains, passing countless cities and villages, another river blocked the way of Tang Seng and others.

This river is much narrower than the Tongtian River, and the river is clear and clear.There are also willow trees planted on the embankments on both banks, and the soft willow branches are rippling by the river, which is a beautiful scenery.

Seeing such a beautiful scenery, Xiao Bailong said comfortably: "The water here is good, it is time to go down to the river and swim a few laps, and have a good time."

Tang Seng said: "If you want to play in the water, you can go! Seeing that winter is coming, I am a mortal, and I can't stand the cold, so I won't go down to play with you."

Red Boy roared: "No one is allowed to enter the water!"

Sun Wukong snorted on his head, "You little boy, you taught us a lesson!"

Red Boy became anxious, "You all listen to me, don't go into the water!"

Monkey King felt baffled, the water is good water, why can't it go down? "Why? Is there a monster in this river?"

Honghaier let out a long sigh: "Scarier than monsters! Drinking the water in this river will give birth to babies!"

Everyone was silent for a while, and all laughed together!

Sun Wukong hugged the red boy and said with a smile: "Good nephew, you are still young! The matter of giving birth to a baby will be taught to you when you grow up!"

The red boy flushed with anger, "It's fine if you don't believe me! When you get into the water and drink water from the river by mistake, I don't care about you!"

Yang Jian believed it a bit, and he asked carefully, "Have you been here before? How do you know that you can get pregnant by drinking the river water?"

It can be said that someone is willing to believe in him, and Hong Haier has told everything he knows.

"This river is called the Zimu River. You can get pregnant if you drink the water. I have an uncle who lives near here on Mount Jieyang, where he has a spring of falling fetuses. Anyone who wants to have an abortion must prepare a gift of bonuses." , sincerely went to Xieyang Mountain to ask for a bowl of water, so that the baby could fall. I went to visit my uncle with my father, and he always told me that I could go anywhere in the vicinity, but the Zimu River must be taken by me. Stay away."

Tang Seng and the others understood as soon as they heard it, this is really a big world full of wonders.

Red Boy hugged his arms and snorted, "You just listen to me! If you swim in the river and accidentally choke a few times, and you are pregnant with a baby, I won't let my uncle give you spring water to drink!"

Sun Wukong patted him on the buttocks, "Look at you! Your uncle didn't teach you any good things, children, every family, what did you say to give birth to an abortion!"

Hong Haier muttered unconvinced, "You old man didn't teach me anything good."

While several people were talking, a small boat floated to the small pier on the shore.

"Guest officers! Can you cross the river?"

The voice of the boatman at the helm was melodious and clear, and Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up when he heard it, "Hey! It's a daughter's house! You can tell that she is a great beauty just by hearing the voice!"

He ran over with a rake and luggage and shouted, "Boatman, boatman, we want to cross the river! Just wait for us."

When Bajie got closer and saw the boatman's face clearly, he froze for a moment.

Xiaobailong's addiction to gossip came up again, and he went to Tang Seng's side and said, "Master, this boatman must be very beautiful! Look at the three junior brothers, who are dumbfounded!"

Tang Seng smiled and said nothing, but he also thought so in his heart.

Walking up to him, the boatman untied his hat, held it in his hand and slapped it twice. "Yo! There are so many men, what a novelty!"

Seeing the boatman's face, Tang Seng gasped. He raised the corner of his mouth and smiled at the boatman, "Please trouble the boatman, we're going to the other side of the river."

The boatman on the ferry was a middle-aged elder sister. Looking at her eyebrows, it could be vaguely seen that she was also a beauty when she was young.Maybe it's because she's done a lot of rough work. The elder sister's skin is rough and dark, and the corners of her eyes are full of fine lines. Naturally, she has nothing to do with her beauty.

It looks very ordinary, but the voice is so beautiful, such a contrast is really puzzling.

When everyone boarded the boat, Xiao Bailong put Zhu Bajie's shoulders on his shoulder and teased him in a low voice, "Junior Brother Bajie also sometimes loses his eyes! Didn't you say that you can tell it's a beautiful daughter's family just by hearing the voice? How come the daughter's family has become an aunt? "

Although the eldest sister on the ferry couldn't hear what Xiao Bailong said, it was not a gentleman's job to make arrangements behind her back. Tang Seng frowned and scolded Xiao Bailong, "Speak carefully!"

Xiao Bailong closed his voice awkwardly, everyone on the boat fell silent, and no one spoke anymore.

The eldest sister kept looking at Tang Seng and the others with curious eyes. Tang Seng felt that her eyes were creepy, so he forced a smile and asked, "Eldest sister, why do you look at us like this?"

The eldest sister laughed and said, "We are the country of daughters in Xiliang, no matter they are old or young, they are all women. I have never seen a man, so I feel novel when I see you!"

Tang Seng smiled awkwardly, thinking to himself a little mockingly: novelty?Isn't the novelty a giant panda?

Sun Wukong asked: "Sister, there are no males in your country, so you depend on the mother-child river water for reproduction?"

"That's right!" The eldest sister on the ferry looked at them with a smirk, "Of course! If you are willing to stay, we won't have to drink the river water, and we will be able to reproduce!"

Monkey King turned his head away in embarrassment, why does it feel like this woman is taking advantage of their words?

Tang Seng and the others lowered their heads and stopped talking, but the elder sister on the ferry asked, "A few elders, have you ever been married?"

Tang Seng said with a smile: "We are all monks and cannot get married."

"Hey! If you become a monk, you can return to vulgarity! Getting married and having children is a matter of course. What do the elders think of the slave family? Do you want to stay and marry me?"

"Cough! Cough! Cough!" Tang Seng was so frightened that he choked on his saliva. He beat his chest, and his words had a Northeast flavor in excitement, "What the hell?"

The eldest sister repeated, "Stay here! Marry me!"

"Cough! Cough! No! We are monks! No! No!"

The eldest sister complained: "The elder is so puzzled. You are handsome, and I am too old to think about it. But..." She pointed at Zhu Bajie, "Isn't there something ugly? I don't think he is ugly!" She lowered her head shyly.

Zhu Bajie shook his head frantically, his big ears twitched, and almost disappeared.

Tang Seng reluctantly said: "Thank you for your love, big sister, we don't plan to get married! Please hurry up and row!"

Tang Seng's attitude was really firm, and the eldest sister snorted unhappily.After that, none of them spoke again, and when the boat docked, Tang Seng and others got off the boat.Standing at the bow of the boat, the eldest sister suddenly shouted: "Sisters! Come out quickly! There is a man coming—"

As soon as the words fell, many women ran out of the cottage on the river bank.Big and small, fat and thin, tall and short, all of them looked like they were coming to win a treasure. They lifted their skirts and rushed towards Tang Seng and the others.

Yang Jian put his arms around Tang Seng's waist and flew away.Monkey King picked up the red boy and turned somersaults, but he was nowhere to be found.

Zhu Bajie hurriedly grabbed his luggage, "Run slower! Help me get some luggage!"

Xiao Bailong and Sha Wujing helped him share the luggage, a puff of white smoke spread out, and the three of Xiao Bailong also ran away.

When the white smoke cleared, there were no shadows of Tang Seng and others on the shore.All the girls sighed together, "Oh! Why did you run away?"

"That's right, what a pity! I haven't seen it clearly yet!"

Hiding in the woods, Tang Seng and others saw the women for a while before they dispersed.

Zhu Bajie patted his chest with lingering fear, "It's too scary! I never thought that one day I would feel terrible about women!"

Red Boy stretched out her tender fingers and said firmly, "Maybe they have been lonely for too long!"

Monkey King patted him on the back of the head, "Kids, what are you talking about!"

The red boy pouted and rubbed his head, and the little white dragon asked worriedly: "Master... how can we leave the country of daughters? Those women are too scary!"

Tang Seng has a clever trick, but he doesn't know if his apprentices are willing to do it.

"It's very easy to pass through the daughter country! Let's all pretend to be women!"

Tang Seng thought that his apprentices would find it difficult, but they happily accepted Tang Seng's suggestion.

Little Bailong turned into a girl, and changed the coarse monk robe on her body into a moon-white silk skirt.He also turned around in front of his senior brother, "Is this okay?"

Sun Wukong said: "Put some hairpin jewelry on the hair, how can a young girl not love jewelry?"

Sha Wujing said: "Brother, only Yuebai is too plain, and you will look better with a Clinique or pink jacket on your upper body."

Several apprentices changed their costumes. Tang Seng watched his apprentices look more handsome one by one, feeling a little complicated.

What should I say?As expected of my apprentice, he has perfectly inherited the personality of my master in women's clothing!

But!But!But why not learn something good?Just learn from those weird ones!

Everyone changed their attire, changed the baggage wrappers of their luggage, and changed the text on the customs clearance document with a trick, and then went to the city with peace of mind.

The Xiliang Women's Kingdom is indeed magical, and there are women coming and going on the streets.Whether they are in business or farming, they all love to arrange flowers and wear flowers, and they can also do tiring work.There is not only the softness unique to women in the action, but also the sassy and sharpness similar to men.

They have an independent temperament that cannot be seen elsewhere, which is very different from the boudoir ladies in other places.

After many inquiries, Tang Seng handed the customs clearance document to the officials in the Yamen.They waited for a long time in the side hall of the yamen before they were summoned by the Queen.

After entering the palace, the queen hosted a banquet for Tang Seng and others.

"Are a few of you from the Tang Dynasty?" the queen asked.

"Report to Your Majesty, that's exactly what happened."

The queen said: "I think that only our Xiliang women's country has a special case of women leading the family. I didn't expect the Tang Dynasty to be like this."

Tang Seng began to talk nonsense, "We are going to the Western Tathagata Buddha to obtain the divine herb Ganoderma lucidum, which can only be obtained by women. Men belong to Yang, and if they take Ganoderma lucidum, it will have no medicinal properties. Our sisters are bold , we will never go back to China if we don’t get Ganoderma lucidum!”

The queen opened her mouth and burst out laughing.

Tang Seng thought back on what he said, there should be no loopholes, right?What is the queen laughing at?According to his idea, the queen should express her admiration after hearing what he said?

"But we have some improprieties in etiquette, why did His Majesty laugh?"

The queen covered her cherry lips, her face glowing, "You don't have to act anymore. Our Xiliang women's country is very closed, and few foreigners come here. When you get off the ferry, the news has already spread into the palace. The widows know that you will Flying through the clouds, changing into a woman is a trivial matter. The widow has already guessed your identities, are you elders still unwilling to see me in my true colors?"

It has been seen through, and it will not look good to wear a skirt.Tang Seng and others turned back into men, and the queen looked at them with sparkling eyes.

She nodded at the grand master, and the grand master who sat beside him said with a smile: "Elders, I have a happy event to share with the elders. Our majesty is in the right age, and the elders are like a tree facing the wind. It's really nice to stand together. A pair of Bi people. Our Majesty wants to marry the elder, but what is the elder's opinion?"

Tang Seng said with a cold face: "I am a monk, so I cannot get married."

The queen was anxious, she waved her hand and said: "Wrong, wrong! The grand master and the elders will get it wrong. It's not this elder, but this elder with hair."

Tang Seng looked at the queen's white and tender fingers, p, why is she pointing at my man!

The grand master quickly admitted his mistake, "It's my humble minister who was reckless."

She asked Yang Jian, "Is this elder willing to stay and form a friendship with our Majesty? I see that you still have hair, so you don't think you are really a monk?"

Before Yang Jian could speak, Tang Seng lifted the table directly, "I disagree! It's no use asking him!"