[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Chapter 113 Conferred God Ranking 28

King Zhou looked in the mirror with his original shape, and Yang Jian went out to cast spells to restore the ruined palace to its original state.

After tidying up the palace, Yang Jian returned to Shouxian Palace. "How is it? Have you realized anything?"

Pan'er: "Well... I think it's almost time, I've already entered that kind of mysterious and mysterious world..."

Yang Jian laughed at him: "Mysterious and mysterious? Are you going to fall asleep?"

Pan'er: "Nonsense! I'm not sleepy at all!"

Pan'er used the original form, and Yang Jian couldn't tell if he was sleepy or not.

"Be careful when you look in the mirror, the shadow in the mirror is reversed."

King Zhou suddenly said, "No wonder I can't figure it out! I actually forgot that the image in the mirror is reversed! I just said I'm not that stupid!"

Yang Jian sat beside him, "Don't worry, I'll find you a jade slip and rub the marks on your body."

Pan'er: "No need! I don't think there is any jade slip in the world that can completely record the brilliance of my body!"

Yang Jian:"……"

Yang Jian and his family Pan'er were 'studying' in the house. At this moment, someone knocked on the palace door.

"The white crane boy from Kunlun Mountain asked to see King Zhou."

Pan'er regained his human form in a panic, and King Zhou grabbed Yang Jian's sleeve, "It is estimated that Yuanshi Tianzun wants to ask the teacher to punish him. You should hide in the house and don't go out."

Yang Jian disagreed, "Master knows I'm here, so why didn't he see me? Since we have offended someone, we both bear it together!"

King Zhou held his hand tightly and hid it under the table.Yang Jian waved his sleeves, and the door opened immediately.

Boy Baihe bowed his hands after entering the hall, "Your Majesty, Senior Brother Yang, sir, please, can you two move to Kunlun Mountain?"

King Zhou nodded with a smile, "Okay! Wait a moment, brother, I'll go get some things."

King Zhou handed Baihe Boy a bag of boiled edamame and asked him to wait in the hall.He and Yang Jian went back to the bedroom, bringing home-made spiced tofu, marinated tofu skin, and salted soybeans.

Yang Jian looked at the sauce-red stewed vegetables, a little dumbfounded, "What are you doing with these things?"

King Zhou said very seriously: "Last time I sleepwalked to Kunlun, and I said that I would bring gifts to the second and third uncles next time I went. I can't just keep my word!"

He wrapped another two packs of deep-fried crispy soybeans, "Gifts are special! Their disciples demolished my palace, so I will send soybean products, let them eat more soybeans and fart more!"

Yang Jian: "Pfft..."

Yang Jian suppressed his laughter with all his strength, this method of revenge is really fresh and refined...

He secretly imagined it... No, no, too big and rebellious!

All he brought were snacks, which didn't look good to take out, so King Zhou went to the ice cellar that Yang Jian had secretly built for him, took some frozen autumn pears and frozen persimmons, and wrapped two simple fruit baskets.

After preparing the presents, Yang Jian and King Zhou flew to Kunlun with Baihe Boy.

After passing Qilin Cliff, he went up the mountain and entered the palace. Yuanshi Tianzun sat on the upper seat, and there were more than a dozen people sitting below!

King Zhou's face turned blue, is there a real person named Yuding among so many people!Am I going to meet my parents?What can I do if I didn't bring anything when I came to the door?Is my marriage with Xiao Erlang about to end?

Yuanshi Tianzun was obviously not as friendly as last time, he asked very coldly: "Your Majesty, how did my apprentice offend His Majesty, I will apologize to you right now."

As soon as Yuanshi Tianzun finished speaking, more than a dozen people in the hall stared at King Zhou in unison.

King Zhou pursed his mouth, rolled his eyes, and suddenly cried aggrievedly.

"They and the women who intercepted the teaching demolished my palace! I hosted a banquet yesterday, and today I will demolish my house! You are threatening me today! You are all bad people! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Yuanshi Tianzun was stunned, he had never seen such...so...unreasonable and shameless people!What did he say!How did he threaten him?

Chi Jingzi stood up and scolded: "Shameless and stupid! My master is so nice, why did he threaten you? You! You are shameless!"

King Zhou cried and said: "Why is it not a threat! The second uncle is so old, you have done something wrong and refused to apologize, can I ask him to apologize to me? In the end, it became my fault again! He Protect you disciples, who will protect me!"

He cried and fell to the ground, patting his thighs and crying: "Why am I so miserable! Everyone is protected by Master, who will pity me? My bedroom! It was almost demolished!"

When King Zhou cried, everyone was at a loss.They are all cultivators. They listen to Yuanshi Tianzun's lectures every day, chat with friends when they have nothing to do, plant flowers and grass in the mountains, and raise apprentices. They live a very small and refreshing life.They have indeed seen the world, but they have never seen an attack like a shrew swearing at the street!

A handsome man frowned and said, "Yang Jian, help Your Majesty up."

Yang Jian blinked blankly, "Yes, Master."

Yang Jian helped King Zhou up and let him sit at the back.He is also flustered right now, didn't he say something like this before he came here?What to do next?How should he take the lines?

King Zhou's eyes were like a faucet turned on. He kept weeping and sobbing constantly, and he almost fainted from crying!

Yuanshi Tianzun sighed helplessly, "Okay, I'm just asking, why are you crying?"

King Zhou twitched and said, "I... hiccup... I am wronged! Huh... what did I do? I am not King Zhou at all... hiccup... You, you asked me... let me come here, you guys Have you asked me if I agree? It’s all right now... I’ll help you to consecrate the gods... You still, still demolish my house, and let me serve you! Coax you! You all bully me! I... ... hiccup... I quit!"

Yuanshi Tianzun sighed in his heart. He mentioned the matter of enshrining the gods to his disciples, but he never mentioned the specific situation. Only the Anji Xianweng knew a little about it.Now it's all right, the fortune jade plate has made it public that he is not King Zhou!

When Yuanshi Tianzun was in trouble, the door of the main hall was pushed open, and Master Tongtian, who had a blower special effect, brought five beautiful female disciples into the hall.

"King Zhou! I'll count you here!" said Master Tongtian.

King Zhou raised his head and shouted, "I'm right here! What do you want?"

Master Tongtian patted him on the shoulder, "I've already made things clear, and I've already taught my disciples a lesson." He turned his head and said to the five disciples, "Why don't you come and apologize to Your Majesty?"

San Xiao and the others were going crazy, King Zhou scolded them to 'get lost', and now they have to apologize to him, how can there be such a reason in the world?

The leader of Tongtian asked them: "What's the matter? The wings are stiff, and you don't listen to me?"

San Xiao and the others saluted King Zhou with anger, "Your Majesty, I'm sorry."

King Zhou wiped away his tears with his sleeves, "I don't want to forgive you, you apologized only when you were oppressed, and you don't know what's wrong at all."

San Xiao and the others: I really want to kill him! ! !

King Zhou hugged the thigh of Master Tongtian and cried, "Third Master, you still love me! I am also a jade plate of good fortune! Before, Pangu's father dared not treat me like this! Now that my Pangu's father is gone, these people bully me. I am a child without a father and no mother! I went to my house, ate and drank my food, and even demolished my house. The floor tiles in front of my dormitory are all broken into slag, and I can’t even put them together again! Third Master, Director Yang’s help I've finished the floor tiles, otherwise I'll take you to have a look, I'm really not making up nonsense! The third master... woo woo woo..."

The Master Tongtian lost his temper when he cried. He frowned and patted King Zhou on the shoulder, "Man, this is such a big deal. Why are you crying! Didn't I come here to make decisions for you?"

King Zhou took the fruit basket and stuffed it into the hands of Master Tongtian, "Third Master! Thank you! Last time I said, I will bring you a gift. Take some local products, you take it! It's my heart!"

He picked up another fruit basket and handed it to Yuanshi Tianzun, "Second uncle... I prepared this for you..."

Yuanshi Tianzun thanked him with a smile, "Baihe Tonger, take the gift!" Baihe Tongzi accepted the gift, and Yuanshi Tianzun said to Chi Jingzi and Guangchengzi: "You have always been mature in doing things, but today you are reckless. Go! I apologize to Your Majesty."

Chi Jingzi and Guangchengzi also held back their anger and apologized to King Zhou. King Zhou nodded slightly, with no expression on his face, and he didn't know whether he accepted their apology.

The people who intercepted and explained the teachings apologized, and King Zhou wiped his tears with his sleeves, and said very calmly: "The misunderstanding has been settled, so I will go back first, and there are still important military and political affairs waiting for me to deal with. "

Yuanshi Tianzun said: "Since your majesty has something to do, Tonger, you brought your majesty here, so you can send your majesty back!"

King Zhou smiled and waved his hands, "No need, Director Yang knows the way back, brother Baihe doesn't care about me."

Yuanshi Tianzun said: "Your Majesty, I still have something to tell Yang Jian."

King Zhou sat firmly, "Oh? Since the second uncle has something to say, I'll sit here and wait for Director Yang! Anyway, I don't know anything, and Director Yang usually handles the affairs of state for me."

Yuanshi Tianzun smiled and said: "So that's the case, then you go back first! There is nothing important to tell Yang Jian, come back when you are free in the future!"

King Zhou laughed and said, "Thank you, Second Uncle, for your compassion, then we will go back first."

Master Tongtian had a great time watching the play, he cupped his hands at Yuanshi Tianzun indiscriminately, "I'm going back too! Farewell!"

Leaving the main hall and coming to Qilin Cliff, the leader of Tongtian said freely: "Boy! You are not small! How dare you talk to Yuanshi Tianzun like this! You have the guts! I want to accept you as a closed disciple, do you want to?"

King Zhou shook his head, "Third Master, don't make me happy... I am a rotten tree, no matter how much you teach me, I will never become a talent! For you to be less angry, and for me to live longer, let's keep this The pure uncle and nephew are on good terms!"

Master Tongtian nodded, "Okay! It's fine if you don't want to! Today you have disrespected Yuanshi Tianzun, and he will definitely come back from other places in the future. You and Yang Jian must be careful. If you can't stand it anymore, Both of you will join my teaching, and I will protect you!"

King Zhou cupped his hands, "Thank you, Third Master, this sentence from you is enough!"

After finishing speaking, King Zhou and Yang Jian left.

After they left, Master Tongtian also left with Sanxiao and others.On the way, Yun Xiao couldn't help but asked: "Master, King Zhou is a hateful person, why do you protect him? He provoked his uncle with all his might, and when the uncle disposes of him, we just stand by and watch, why bother him?"

Master Tongtian turned his head and asked the others, "You think so too?"

Shi Ji and the others nodded, and the leader of Tongtian Sect sighed: "Oh! You are really used to going smoothly, now that you are able to bear it, you can't bear any grievances!"

Shi Ji spoke bluntly, "Why did Master say that? We are free and easy, why should we be driven by King Zhou?"

Master Tongtian said: "Suppose you are sitting in the position of King Zhou, what would you do?"

Immortal Hanzhi said: "He who understands the current affairs is a hero, so naturally we should treat all the immortal friends who come to help as honored guests! With our help, the war in the world will soon be quelled!"

Master Tongtian snorted coldly, "Being a guest of honour? That's easy to say! Can you really do it? You just hosted a banquet the night before, and the next day the fairy friends demolished the place you live in. Can you show it to me calmly?" "

All five of them lowered their heads in embarrassment.

The leader of Tongtian religion sighed: "Don't look at King Zhou crying indecently on Kunlun Mountain, but he is a real man! He offended the sect of explaining religion at once, and offended the five of you. I will ask you, which one of you dares to teach with you?" Uncle is going head-on?"

Qiong Xiao retorted in a low voice: "It's also very unwise for him to do this! He offended everyone all at once, and he doesn't know how he will die in the future?"

Master Tongtian scolded: "Stupid! Didn't you hear it just now? He is a jade plate of good fortune! Pangu created the world and only left a few cracks on his body. Who of you can kill him? I heard that the Nuwa empress owes him favors." , Queen Mother of the West is his backing, who of you dare to offend Empress Nuwa and Queen Mother of the West?"

San Xiao and the others shut their mouths embarrassingly.

"You have only seen the surface of the matter, and have not seen King Zhou's painstaking efforts. Although it is troublesome to offend Yuanshi Tianzun, King Zhou, as the monarch of Chengtang, will be responsible to the people of the world. Go to help him fight Taoism There are so many disciples, he can't let you be too free. Otherwise, how will the war be fought? How will the country be governed?"

The leader of Tongtian finally sighed, "It's just a fake king. Even if he lets go, no one will say anything, but he has taken up this responsibility... Sigh! He is really a kind and responsible person. man."

King Zhou didn't know that Master Tongtian had such a high opinion of him, so he was very conflicted at this moment...

"Brother Zhenjun, was your master in the crowd just now? Which one is it? Will he hate me? Is our marriage blown up? If I take you away, will your master and your ancestor give up?" Do you wear small shoes? Will they kill you? Will they treat you as a traitor?"

The more King Zhou thought about it, the more terrifying he felt, and now he was almost scared to pee!

Yang Jian sighed, "You only think of me now? Why didn't you consider me when you confronted my ancestor just now?"

"I... I was so excited... At that time, I felt that I was an old man, the kind of man who could stand shoulder to shoulder with Pangu! I am already Pangu, who else can I care about face..." King Zhou felt wronged say.

Yang Jian said: "Since the matter has been done, I will take it with you. Don't worry about my master and my ancestor, I am on your side."

King Zhou cried, "Brother Erlang, you really love me the most! Don't worry, if you follow me, I will treat you well for the rest of my life, and I will never let you trust me!"

Yang Jian: I always think this line is weird...