Chapter 1 You are a real dog.
Chapter 1 You are a real dog.
Clang.
The long sword fell out of his hand, reflected by the sunlight, making it look a little dazzling.
The moment the tip of the sword touched the ground, the sword, which had cut iron like mud, suddenly broke brittle from the root, and it only took a few seconds before it fell apart.
Suhang stared blankly at the Taoist companion who was rushing towards him, not even aware of the sword falling to the ground.
In front of his eyes, the man's back was pierced with a bloody hole by the sword. He was obviously wearing a black robe, but the blood still gushed out from the gap one after another, quickly smearing on the clothes.
Looking at the horrible red color in front of him, Su Hang seemed to suddenly lose his voice, his ears were buzzing, and the whites of his eyes were instantly bloodshot. For a certain moment, he even looked a little scary.
The Taoist couple finally exhausted, desperately hugging his hand but also lost strength, and slowly slid down in front of him, but Suhang even lost the courage to hold him.
When he was dying, the man seemed to try his best to raise his hand, but he gave up.There was a smile on the corner of his mouth, and his eyes lost their luster in a moment.
The enemy doesn't care about the husband and wife seeing each other on their deathbeds. The demon king died in his hands, and this person still has no joy of victory.
Because there was a more difficult opponent in front of him, and there were countless corpses piled up on the ground, all of which were written by the two of Su and Hang, so he didn't dare to take it lightly.
Then, the finger holding the long sword rotated to the outside, and with the flickering of the sword light, stabbed at another target unexpectedly.
The heavy blow of the Taoist couple's death was hit head-on, and Suhang seemed to have not recovered from it, and was stabbed in the chest and abdomen.
Only then did he glance at it unhurriedly, seeing that his blood had stained his robe, but Suhang was stingy even raising his head.
Perhaps unconsciously, his fingers had been embedded in the enemy's heart, and blood continued to flow from his fingers.
The man let out a muffled snort, his heart ached sharply, his eyes filled with unbelievable horror, and then he tried his best to stab the long sword in his hand into Suhang's chest and abdomen again.
There was nothing left, only the blood that filled the sky remained, falling down like drizzle.
After that, Su Hang's memory was not so clear.At the last moment, it seemed that he had fallen into the arms of his Taoist companion, feeling the cold body temperature that the other party had never had before, and fell into darkness completely in an instant.
……
He was awakened by a strong sense of suffocation, the air around his neck became thinner and thinner, forcing Suhang to open his lips slightly.
The moment he successfully breathed in the fresh air, Suhang suddenly opened his eyes.
He realized that he seemed to be lying on the ground, his neck was being grabbed by someone, but the strength was not as heavy as in the dream just now.
At the same time, his own hand pinched the neck of the person opposite.
He touched it reflexively.
It is a smooth and delicate touch.
Everything seemed too strange.
After the vision became clear, the person in front of him finally bumped into Suhang's pupil.
The moment he saw the opponent's face clearly, Suhang's breath was stagnant, and without thinking, he let go of his fingers that were pressing on the opponent's neck.
The man in front of him strangling his neck, with a red face and even a ferocious expression, was his Taoist companion, Qing Ziyang.
Suhang almost suspected that he was hallucinating. After all, not long ago, he saw his Taoist partner fall in front of him.
But now, the other party is alive and well, even the wounds on his chest and abdomen have disappeared.
After the daze, the belated grief and the joy of reunion stimulated Su Hang's brain like a needle prick, making his eyes suddenly red.
Regardless of whether it was an illusion or not, his hands that were hanging on his sides had been slowly raised, and were about to touch Qing Ziyang's back.
The restraint around the neck suddenly disappeared, and Qing Ziyang subconsciously relaxed a little.
Because he was still puzzled by the other party's sudden movement, he didn't notice Su Hang's eyes looking at him.Instead, I feel that now is an excellent opportunity.
Qing Ziyang looked around for a moment, his eyes were so precise that he caught the soil beside him, and he rolled his eyes maliciously.
I don't know what kind of medicine is sold in Suhang's gourd, after all, this little fox is cunning and cruel.In the past, he thought that the other party would mercilessly leave wounds on him in the small fights.
This time, Qing Ziyang will not make the same mistake and gamble with his life.
So, looking at the right moment, he suddenly grabbed the soil at hand, and slammed it forward——
Suhang didn't expect the other party's movements at all, and only had time to close his eyes, but he still couldn't escape the splashing muddy water.
Dark brown muddy water flowed upward from his right jaw, imprinting obliquely on Suhang's face like a sharp knife.Look funny and funny.
"Uh..." Seeing that the situation was not good, the instigator climbed up with lightning speed, and then ran forward like a dog chasing his life.
On the way to escape, Qing Ziyang did not forget to "caring" about the current situation of his deadly enemy, but happened to see Suhang's cracked expression.
Combined with the dirt that doesn't match the fair face, it looks dull and broken.
Ever since, within a radius of ten miles, anyone could hear Qing Ziyang's barbell-like laugh and the sound of his footsteps running faster and faster.
Buzzing.
Su Hang, who was lying on the ground, was heartbroken. He swallowed the word "Old Gong" that he almost blurted out, and almost bit his tongue to bleed.
It took another minute to accept reality.
After being pierced through the heart by the enemy's sword, he seemed to be... reborn.
Memories poured into the brain like a tide, Qing Ziyang's immature face and voice still existed in Su Hang's mind from time to time.
Thanks to his excellent memory, but a brief rendezvous with the memory reminded him of the year when the fight happened just now.
No, that can't be called a fight, maybe it can only be called a show.
The clip of choking each other with Qing Ziyang is still fresh in his memory, and he vaguely remembers that it was 20 years ago, when they were 16 years old.
Rebirth may sound a bit unbelievable.How many resentful couples seek the secret method of bringing the dead back to life, and their entire lives are nothing but heartbroken.
Such a wonderful thing actually happened to Su Hang, but if he asked the question now, he would not be able to figure out the reason for his rebirth.
Suhang took a deep breath and got up from the ground.While patting the dust off his body.While thinking about Qing Ziyang, who was only 16 years old at this time, the other party probably wasn't yet his Taoist companion.
But fortunately, 20 years ago, although he and Qing Ziyang were incompatible and would fight each other when they met, the other party hadn't fallen into a demon, nor had he fallen into a situation where everyone screamed for beatings.
At least he's alive and well.
Everything is still in time.
Thinking of this, Suhang breathed a sigh of relief, and raised his hand to wipe his cheek.The eyes that hadn't blinked for a long time were a little dry, unable to distinguish whether the moisture in the eye sockets was due to physical reasons or tears of joy.
Until he saw the dark brown soil on the cuffs with his own eyes.
Suhang suddenly realized very clearly that this thing seemed to be rubbed off his face by him just now.
The earthy color spreading from the sleeves is too conspicuous. If one looks at the entire continent 20 years later, no one will know the severity of Xianzun's obsession with cleanliness.
As expected, Su Hang's face froze suddenly, he was almost unbelievable, and then tentatively, he touched his side face with his cuff again.
Unsurprisingly, the soil color soaked on the sleeves is getting darker and darker.
Xianzun was completely torn apart.
The joy of rebirth was diluted, and only the burning anger slowly rose in his heart.
He clenched his fists tightly, his bones made a crisp sound due to the force, and even his cheeks puffed up, and finally he even laughed out loud, but his expression was a little distorted.
well.
Qing Ziyang.
you wait for me.
In fact, there was only some dirt on his face, but Suhang still chose to take a bath.But because of something in his heart, this is probably the fastest bath Xianzun has ever taken.
Suhang finally rubbed his face again, his movements were not gentle at all, as if he was worried that there was still some dirt on it.In fact, his cheeks were almost flushed red by himself.
He put on his night clothes and stepped into the darkness where he couldn't see his fingers.
With the help of night, Su Hang shuttled on the roof without disturbing anyone.
But inevitably, at the age of 16, he does not have the skill of the future immortal, except for the order to be careful, other Suhang can't say it to himself.
But it is more than enough to deal with Qing Ziyang.
On the roof, Suhang lightened his footsteps, almost lying on the top, the tiles were gently removed, and the exposed hole showed the situation below without any obstacles.
Qing Ziyang was taking a bath. In the wooden barrel, the water overflowed his chest, and his bare arms were still scooping water on his body from time to time.
He recalled Suhang's expression not long ago, and laughed again.In the end, he even whistled happily, the whistle was loud and clear, just to help cover up other small movements.
Hearing a "pop", Qing Ziyang suddenly felt a strange touch on the back of his head, but before he could react, he was pushed into the water from back to front.
The water splash exploded all around in an instant.
"Mmm! Gulu Gulu!"
The strong suffocation brought by the choking water forced Qing Ziyang to struggle desperately.But the hand holding the back of his head seemed to be as heavy as a thousand weights, and it was impossible to break free.
Only Qing Ziyang's grunting and splashing water remained.
Su Hang, who was behind him, finally got revenge, with a smile on his lips.The purpose of the prank was achieved, and he didn't really want Qing Ziyang to drown, so he loosened the strength in his hands a lot, at least to the extent that the other party could get up.
However, the young man who was still thumping in the water just now suddenly stopped moving, his arms hang down as if powerlessly, resting on the edge of the wooden barrel.The head sank in the water, not even a splash could be seen.
It seemed to be a symptom of drowning, but Su Hang didn't believe it.
ha!Who are you kidding?
Thinking back, who hugged him and sank to the bottom of the hot spring water again and again, and then held his neck, "begging" him to say this was the last time?
Qing Ziyang's water skills are undoubtedly very good, just for a while, Suhang didn't believe that the other party would drown.
But after a long time, the boy submerged in the tub still remained silent, and the time was about to exceed Su Hang's psychological expectations.
He couldn't help but began to wonder, could it be that 16-year-old Qing Ziyang couldn't swim?
When the thought arose, Su Hang didn't dare to waste any more time, and hurriedly stepped forward, trying to lift the boy's head.
The moment his fingertips touched Qing Ziyang's forehead, he suddenly spun, and then he was dragged into the bathtub by force, a huge splash exploded, and water from all directions poured into his nasal cavity desperately.
"You are just a little Taoist boy, and you still want to punish me?" Qing Ziyang pressed his head and laughed wildly. From his deliberately lowered voice, Suhang could easily hear the mockery.
As if proficient in the means of torture, the hand pinching Su Hang's neck was raised and lowered from time to time.Therefore, the head of that hand is also constantly repeating the action of choking water-breathing-and choking water again.
Occasionally, when forced to raise the head, the water drops will slide down the forehead, and when it drips on the neck, you can easily see the Adam's apple rolling up and down, and finally submerged in the completely soaked front.
Suhang choked on water several times, and even the end of his eyes were red from the smoke, and he couldn't tell whether it was tears or something else.The fingers propped on the edge of the tub were pale, with protruding muscles and bones.
But now, Qing Ziyang seems to have got a good plaything, and he doesn't feel that he is torturing him at all.Still following the ups and downs, teasing like "噫咱嚱" in his mouth.
Suhang: "..."
I may not be human.
But you are a real dog.
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